A lion cub and a Chinese (joke)

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An African lion cub looks depressed. His mom asks him what is wrong.  The cub said: "I have just eaten a person, probably a Chinese". The lioness reprimands the cub "Ate a person withtout checking his passport?!  I told you that the body chemicals of the Chinese exceed standards. How can our bodies tolerate them? The cub's dad consoled: "Don't worry.  The Chinese who can come to Africa to hunt eat and drink what provided by special supply.  This person should be green food. 

Original:

一只非洲未成年狮忧愁郁闷,它妈妈问怎么了。小狮答道:刚吃了个人,可能是中国人。母狮急了:吃人不看护照!早跟你说了,他们化学元素超标,就我们这身子骨,能扛得住吗?狮爸一旁安慰:别怕,能来非洲打猎的中国人,吃饭喝酒都是特供,此人应该是绿色食品!

This article was updated on 11:41:11 2024-04-07